A Hot Tip for Good Money

Years ago I took a speed-sewing class because those were the days when my sewing machine was in nearly constant use, and I was always looking for a shortcut. I loved sewing for the family, and it gave me great pleasure to see a job actually finished that I wouldn’t have to do again the next day (like the dishes).

I started sewing in high school and sometimes my dad would laugh that he was going to come in and throw a bucket of water on the machine to cool it off. My motto then was “Sew it tonight; wear it tomorrow.” I found out years later that my dear mother would redo zippers and re-set sloppy sleeves while I was at school. I never even noticed! She didn’t want to discourage me by insisting that I redo the reckless seams, but at the same time, she couldn’t bear to see me go to school in some of those outfits. So I just continued to sew like crazy, although I did eventually begin to take more care on the details.

So it strikes me as funny now that I actually took a speed sewing class. (What I really needed was a slow sewing class.) At any rate, I was just remembering one of the hot tips I learned from that class, and I was thinking of all the many applications it has. Here’s the hot tip: to speed up your sewing, eat chocolate and drink coffee. Actually, that is sage advice, and I paid good money to learn it. So, to justify that expense from twenty years ago, I decided to use that hot tip this afternoon to help me speed-grade some ninth-grade quizzes. I tell you, it works like a charm.

14 Responses to “A Hot Tip for Good Money”


  • That was such an unexpected ending….I am laughing like crazy into my mocha latte as I read it! And get some high quality work done after dinner.

  • Well, I just busted out laughing at this one! After spending all day at school today, I needed this tip. Thanks!

  • another grand excuse to eat chocolate and drink coffee! love it! :D

  • Could your mom come over to my house and just follow me around for a couple days? ‘Cause I don’t have any coffee in the apartment to help me get everything done :)

  • ok that is hilarious. i definitely need caffeine when I’m sewing with my MIL. she seems to be of the same philosophy as you.

  • That really made me laugh! Great post, great tip. It saves me time daily.

  • Very funny advice. I’m seriously going to try this one though. What could possibly go wrong!

  • =) I would love to take that advice right now because speed and concentration is what I need to get this paper/presentation done. It is not meant to be for another six months, however, as I should not indulge at the expense of this little one residing in me.

    I am sure to remember this one in days to come! Thank you. Perhaps for now, I should settle for closing my internet browser, to gain speed and concentration that is. *wink*

  • That’s exactly what I need to do to unpack all my boxes and get this house into shape so we can decorate for Christmas. I really dislike moving right before Advent but that’s the way it goes sometimes. The goal: Get everything unpacked and put away in time to decorate by Saturday morning. Chocolate and coffee here I come!

  • Oh my… a real live LOL erupted from me when I read about your “hot tip.”

    Seriously, I am wanting to start my own business, and my sllllooooowww sewing is really the main thing that is keeping it from getting off the ground. (Well, that and my disorganization, but I won’t go into that here;)) I was thinking you were going to offer us some great idea…. and now that I think of it, what could be greater than permission to consume extra coffee and chocolate?!

    hehehe

  • I actually have a rather large (well, large for me!) Sewing project that I need to finish for a Christmas gift, and it sounds like this is the post I needed to hear! Thanks!

  • LOL, love it! I’d pay to hear a tip like that :o )

  • It just occurred to me today that consuming mocha would increase your efficiency even more since you can consume both essential nutrients at the same time. That with a little peppermint helped me bust through a massive amount of shopping today :D

  • Oh, I really like that advice. I may get my Christmas quilt pieced this year, after all!

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